I Can Read It ! Really !!

Angry & Calm

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mr.Calm is on the right. Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feet ! They switch places!

Seven Horses

Find the seven horses in the picture.

Painting is by Jim Warren



The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?"

Find the Man's Head

If you can find the Man's Head :
> within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people.
> within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally
> within 1-3 mintues, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein.
> in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster... extremely slow in reacting,

Brain Gym

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.
Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or still have it.
Relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.

• What do you put on a toaster?

Answer: bread

• Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: milk

•  If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: glass

• Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: We don't bury survivors.

•  If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree

• Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: You are. Read the first line.



Einstein's riddle

Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

Hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.

The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

The Dane drinks tea.

The green house is on the left of the white house.

The green homeowner drinks coffee.

The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

The man living in the center house drinks milk.

The Norwegian lives in the first house.

The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.

The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.

The German smokes prince.

The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

Answer

House 1; yellow; norweigian; water; dunhill; cats

House 2; blue, dane, tea; blend; horse

House 3; red; brit; milk; pall mall; birds

House 4; green; german; coffee; prince; fish

House 5; white; swede; beer; bluemaster; dogs

Message in a code

The other side

Colours

Look at the image and say the colour not the word.

Left - Right Conflict

Your right brain tries to say the colour but your left brain insists on reading the word.